Save Us O Bearded One!

Oh bearded one, why have you forsaken me.  I can remember well the great facial hair of ’07 that helped lead us to a World Series berth!  Now all of a sudden we seem to be getting one extreme or the other.  We all live and die with the Rox and they seem to live an die with the great Facial hair of Spilly!  Now its just beard or no beard.

So today I’m gonna give spilly some advice to help us along the road to baseball facial hair greatness.  Now, just like everything else I have ever written on this blog,  this is my opinion, but if you don’t agree you’re generally wrong, but I still like to here what the masses like to say.

So, without much further ado, here are my suggestions to Ryan Spilborghs on his facial hair:

1.  Bring back the full on beard.  You’re one of the few people in the league that can truley pull it off with some semblance of style.  Plus it just might tear our eyes away from the hamster that is growing on Todd Helton’s chin.

2.  I’m down with the soul patch.  Its classy, simple and easy to maintain.  Plus, you can have tons of Denverites growing them in honor of you!

3.  Lets take this back old school.  There are a couple of facial hair types that will always be remembered with fondness for me.  Granted, I’m not really old enough to have seen it, but in the picture, Rollie Fingers has the best baseball facial hair ever.

Spilly, lets see you pull this one off!

4.  This is my final, yet favorite option.  THE DEADWOOD ‘stache!!!!  Bring that back my friend!  Nothing is better then a handle bar mustache to bring a team together and to send them to the playoffs!

Any way you cut it, Spilly has plenty of options to make us great.  Everyon can enjoy good facial hair.  So, please, for me, bring it back!!!!

Peace,

Bleeding Purple